keyblade-assassin:

don’t click play.

(via ruinedchildhood)

bruuke:

does he have any fans

(Source: sharkfacegangportugal, via lasagnababy)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

(Source: butthex, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: stacksbreadup, via lasagnababy)

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

Timestamp: 1398288602

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind, via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1398287967

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind, via ruinedchildhood)

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